Once upon a time, in the galaxy far far away, a One Piece fan was watching TV. During his show's commercial break, he saw an advertisement for a movie called "Eragon" flashed on screen. Alas, he saw a boy, a dragon and a battle going on. At first he does not care but this man did felt funny. However six months later, an unspeakable horror is about to change the One Piece fan forever; Eragon was being released on DVD. Huh, already? The man thought.

Having to feel funny and bothered by this, the man decided to research on internet. The man went to IMDB and typed Eragon, there the man realize it was a poorly-made movie that performed poorly at box office and he found one sentence; it said that Eragon was a poorly-written novel that was a rip-off of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and it was written by a American teenager. ....A teenager who plagiarize other books and made it his own? This sent the man shocked off his off his seat! He was speechless; he could not believe his eyes! A beads of cold sweat ran down his face, his jaws trembles as he was to say "shit" but no words could come out, he start to froth at mouth. Was it me, he thought or is my past is coming back to haunt me?

Whoa! Why is he's shocked? There are many young people who plagiarize books, they are not new. But wait, he WAS ONE OF THEM!!! Except that he never manages to make it! So what happen? It started when he was young, young as 8 years old. He loves to tell stories but his stories would be a rip-off of other series (Notably Darkwing Duck). His childhood stories were terrible, they don't make sense, characters talks too much, many mis-used words would be inserted, and they have no plot. It's full of clichés, horrible grammar, screwed up plot-holes and terrible pacing. His earlier storytelling skill is so bad you'll lose interest the second you hear it, you'll walk out confused and say to other "what the hell is that boy's talking about? Only his mother would be nice enough to hear him out.

When he became 12 years old, he found a children series called ''Boxcar Children'' and one of the books is called ''Horse Mystery''. Towards the end of the book, the horses thieves where getting away in a truck with a stolen prized horse, Benny, a 9 years old with a quick wit grabbed the box of nails and spreads them on the road to pop the tires and slow there getaway. This part inspires the boy! He was thrilled! The Boxcar Children became his favorite series. However, unaware to the boy, a deadly virus started to consume him, and that virus is not a life-threading disease, the "virus" is none other then obsession. Obsession is a dangerous foe, it's makes a person focus on one thing too much, disabling your chance to go outside and play, chat with people and all of that jazz, it's like an arm of tentacles, any cool stories that went by will be the victims of this tentacles, it will grab a hold of the victim and squeeze it tight, never letting go for a long time. He was so obsessed with the ''Boxcar Children'' that he wanted to COPY it. Every day when he thinks of a story, the ''Boxcar Children'' would be in the subject, sometimes every night he'll tell a story to his mom but they would be a ''Boxcar Children'' rip-off with many real-world laws of physics broken, complete with horrible pacing, clichés, plot-holes and empty cardboard characters, and many other bad story device. He even went as far as to copy one paragraph from the book itself but gave up after that. At that point he was unaware of the copyright law.

''Boxcar Children'' went strong on him for 3 years, until another series called the ''Three Investigators'' caught his attention, and a cycle is born. Like with the ''Boxcar Children'' he became obsessed with the ''Three Investigators’’. Fearing that he might lose his connection with the ''Boxcar Children'', he clumsily tried to mix the two but failed.
After years of obsession and bad storytelling styles, he begun to grow older and he met a string of obsessions that goes like this: Boxcar Children-Three Investigators-Chrono Trigger-Digimon-Final Fantasy 7 and 9-Dragonball(briefly) and finally '''One Piece'''. However, One Piece was his last straw, he wanted to break the decades-long obsession cycle so he can make up his own fresh ideas, he was sick and tired of stealing other people's ideas, he was tired of his cheesy ideas, making feeble attempt to cover up my "crimes", he knew people are not dumb, He wants to be mentally free, to do that, he aggressively force himself not to steal other people's ideas, he tried as hard as he can to break this unhealthy cycle that just makes him lazy and dumb.

But when he discovered Eragon his life changed for good. He went into research and found out about the writer of the books, his name was Christopher Poalini, a homeschooled boy who lives in an insolated valley of Montana, outside of social life who started writing his book at age 15. Like the man, his book was just a Star War/Lord of the Rings rip-off with other fantasy patchworks. It's full of spelling/grammar errors, empty-shelled cardboard characters, plot-holes, purple-prose, nonsense law of physics, predictable, dull, stupid plot, clichés, stereotypes, archetypes, and much more. Originally, Poalini never wanted to make a book, it was only meant for him to read it but his parents who owned a publishing company wanted to fill there pockets with money had him travel around America in medieval clothes, visiting schools to promote his book, all funded by his parents. Christopher spent 3 years to finish the book, doing numerous of revisions. It was finally out in selves in bookstores. Later Carl found his book and loves it and showed it to Kroft who then decided to re-publish his book. Inheritance Cycle was very poorly-written and so unoriginal, yet many people liked it.

The man, who is Joekido, felt insulted, feeling like if the public is corrupted into liking his book, feeling like poor Poalini was treated like a money-monkey by his parents and won't let him enjoy and understand the outside world, he gave a cold, blank stare, listening to his past laughing at him as he icily bit his lower lip, he grimly clutches his fist, he felt One Piece is ticking his brain while he got flashback of his past. "Somebody" he thought "got to do something about that".

Joekido manage to find these sites:

http://www.anti-shurtugal.com/wordpress/

http://www.wings-immortal.net/aryas-eyebrows/

http://eragon-sporkings.wikispaces.com/

http://swankivy.com/writing/essays/info/inheritance.html

http://kawnliee.livejournal.com/2007/04/07/

http://community.livejournal.com/antishurtugal/

http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Eragon.aspx

http://z8.invisionfree.com/DogEared

Through them Joekido manage to learn about the story, he decided to go and read Eragon and Eldest himself however he could not buy them, refusing to put money in Poalini's pocket, he will check out these books later. During this something happens to him he never experience before, he started to come up with his own ideas; he manage to create thing Poalini never thought of, it was a miracle.

Now I'm going to create essays and analyze the story of IC, take note that I have not shaken One Piece off my back yet but I will be using it as literature examples along with other stories.

Look here: www.newporkcity.net


Now I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man who will mutter "kids these days" yet here I got a very intersting site and my problems I wish to provide.
This site was started by Captain Carter of Arlong Park who was briefly banned in Feburary 2008, this board however is full of mean people who likes to flame, troll, post spam pictures, and many many things. Here are my problems with them, earlier back in 2007 I post 2 picture of myself in the Arlong Park fourms in a topic called "post your pictures" so I posted mine. One picture is me sitting down with an sad look on my face, other is me waving my hand with a cheesy look. These pictures are meant for people to just look and say "oh, that's nice" but instend Captain Carter(who is King C there) thinks it's funny and decided to use my cheesy face as one of his forums custom icon when he was not suppose too.
One day he got tired of lurkers and people registering in the forums but never posted anything so they decided to hide the board until you register but when you do you will be sent strieght to the Tanterus where your ranked as a savage. To see the rest of the board you have to show your stuff. However they have no rules and they enjoy favorism; they can hate you or let them in. If a person enters, he must tell who he is and what he do, mostly people will mock the person, if the person has a bad attitude he will be mocked more or he can be invited. Yet this board is full of hypocites, they have terrible attitude but I have one and they refuse to let me in because they think I'm a wuss but they invite in other people who are wuss. They hate people who has no humor but when I show one, they just shug me off. When I told them that I'm not an good humorist, they still mock me.
Most of the staffs in NPC was the staffs from Arlong Park along with Battle Franky, Taboo, and Roz. The staffs ends up being trolls and flamers as well, they'll mock you, laugh at you and say mean things. They are very crazy, along with Pandaman Dan who I can't stand. One of the staffs I have major beef with is Zephos himself who refuse to draw me as a eye-glowng Luffy and uses my real face to mock me in his badly-drawn comic, potraying me as Ocean's servant and a villian. The people there always uses my real face instend of that avater of Luffy, I never found out why, Zephos refuse to answer my questions on why he won't draw me basing on my avater. He contiues lying that NPC does not exist and it was all an experiment and he still failed to understand that I'm not stupid and I know his lies.
When I frist came to NPC, I just say hi but I was shocked to see my photo as a posting custom icon and my inside started to ache. At frist I just try to be cool and be nice, they just contiue mocking me, someone put my photo in the avater and still mock me.
I then tried to get them to get rid of the picture of me and they just mocks me. They mocked my opitions and views, they uses my word against me, they find me a big crybaby. Finally I got emotionlly fusterated because they refuse to find me cool no matter what I say, they never listen.
This reminds me when I was younger, living in Maryland, I knew 2 kids who lives in the neighborhood has a tree house in the forest at my backyard, I wanted to go with them up their but they refused, they told me that they don't want me up there. I tried to climb the wood-piece ladder but failed, I got angery at them and shouted at them but they ignored me, I went as far to throw a rock up there and strucked the boy.
I ran to my dad and told him about them and attempted to have him deal with the kids but when we arrived at the tree house, my dad just talked to them and walked away without doing anything and for many, many years people kept rejecting me over and over and over again all because of my damn anger problems and my odd nature. Why can't people just accept me? Mostly the people in NPC are teenagers or young adults and I tried to be one of them but they just threat me as I'm no fun but that's not true.
During my teen years I never get to experiance what most teenagers experiances because my parents are afried that I might do something stupid, sometimes I leave my house to do something but my stupid dad would follow me out to keep me out of trouble. I never go and hang out with ransom crowds under a fear that when I go and come back late, my dad would lose his temper due to his overprotectivness. Now look, I tried to get along in the internet and people still reject me.
Now they instert a penies near my mouth, I apologize but it came out too poorly. I tried over and over and over to get them to let me join them but they rejected me over and over and over. Zephos gave me a dumb infractions for "spammed advertisment" when I only posted something about someone trying to get into my house in the middle of the night and one was me defending on of the members who is too is rejected. One time there was a person making a spammy meesage, I responded by saying something snarky like the rest of the pokers would do, but someone negged me, telling me to stop talking to spambots. Frist they flame the troll and then they flame me for flamming a troll? Come on already. One day I made a long post, discribing my pains and how they should had never reject me, they still mocks me and they banned me for good.
Then I register under a differant name and found out Zehpos had drew a finishing comic of me trying to indentified the staffs for Ocean but they stopped me, Zephos drew himself as Top Cat but refuse to draw me as Luffy. They never understand how I feel, they just act like your common schoolyard bully, or bunch of generic teenagers with a "I'm so cool" attitude, they enjoyed pointing out your flaws and criticze your thoughts, they think they are so perfect and wanted to make themselves feel happy.
I face this problem back at school when one person claims to be a christian and was suppose to be my friend but all he does is trying to provoke me to lose my temper, in fact he loves to watch me blow up, I threw a coat in fusteration and he still laughs like a gay and still won't understand how I feel, true I have done to too also, however I had always wanted to be the one to knock people down and they were to do nothing but I had refused to admit that I grew up in a world that won't stay down and let me be the sole victor only yet this recent situation forced me to admit that when I strike a person on the left cheek; they will strike me on the left cheek, meaning that nobody is perfect.
I was told over and over and over that when I want someone to treat me right, I have to treat them that frist and that is what I'm going through right now.

Hello, my name is Joekido and I'm striving to become famous and loved. But when I said I want to be famous, that does not mean in a mocking way, like I ask for bread but someone would give me stones instend. I want to help, reach the higher plane of socity and gain a big success. I may have been nagitive but famous people has flaws, no one's perfect. To be famous and popular, you gotta believe in yourself and focus on that goal. Of course this is my problem I've been having, having to disobey my parents for 27 years has damaged my life, living a lazy life and not growing out of it. In hoping to escape my problems, I decided to write all of my flaws to public in hoping to reduce this stubborn hard-to-die problems. Of course, Obediance is the key, however 26 years of rebellious problems, it's a chain reaction that won't stop. To conqure this stubborn problems and to inspire myself to obey, I'm going to post eveything, the history of this world, the stories I had in my mind(not life-related), what I believe and my obeservation on every intersts. This livejournal is purposly created to create a career and ideas that is bound to make me famous and how I want to start it.

Right now, I had a terrible day and I was mad at my mom. I was also very tired of having to do things that makes her get mad at me. How would I be as great as Eiichiro Oda, Jim Henson, Gene Roddenberry, George Lucas if I had to put up with this embarressing garbage? Simple, starting this Livejournal.